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How does the proctologist great his patients?

How you poo-in?

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1. Why did the pasta chef go to jail?

Because he a-salted the spaghetti!

2. I vehemently opposed the GI Bill!

I mean $4k for a colonoscopy!?!! No way I'm paying that!!

3. Yo mama so ugly..

Not even cancer would take her.

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6. You're going to start an all marsupial fighting championship?

Yes. It's called Mortal Wombat!

7. Why do dragons often sleep during the day?

So they can fight knights.

8. What is the name of a daddy balloon at 115,000 feet?

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9. What do you call an ant that joined the army?

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10. Woke up the other day with a puzzled look on my face….

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